On Monday I have Sprinted up Mt Everest, and when i reached the Peak i punched Jesus in the Face. Once I Fired a Rifle, but my stare made the Kill. I am the Godfather's Godfather, I have challenged my shadow to a race, and won. I dont give high five's; only high sixes. On Tuesdays I have given 9 people cuncussions, broken 3 collar bones in the game of Rugby. I made a time machine to go back in time to beat Minoru Yoshida's 10507 non-stop continous pushups and i lost by 1, but the thing is I was doing finger push ups. Once i lapped my oppenent in a drag race and won.

On Wednsday I once i made Apple Juice out of Oranges. Superman came to me for help, more then once aswell.